The 100 Most Metal Moments in History!

[Ken]

VH1 is in the middle of METAL MONTH....and played the 100 most METAL moments.

Some are OUT THERE...#69 and personally...#20 is the #1. David Lee Roth deserves a Nobel prize for that one.

100- Ozzy shaves eye brows off his band in 1983
99- Poison starts filming girls in crowd to audition to band to get backstage
98- Faster Pussycat singer pulls the prostetic arm off a girl by accident
97- Priest hires a fan (Ripper) to replace Rob
96- Alice Cooper throws a chicken into crowd in 1969 and it's ripped apart
95- Ace Frehley survives an electricution in Florida during a show. Ace hears crowd from ambulance, and goes back to finish show.
94- 1992, L7 singer throws a used tampon into rowdy crowd.
93- Slash hires a bodyguard to carry him home if he passed out.
92- David Lee Roth hires midgets and a female bodybuilder for bodyguards
91- Stryper rocks the metal world for Jesus
90- Faith No More films fish dying for Epic...turns out to be Bjorks' pet fish.
89- Quiet Riot plays a Nudist Colony
88- 1994 Vince Neil and Lemmy do cameos in John Wayne Bobbit's Porn (Uncut)
87- King Kobra singer Mark Free had a sex change to Marci in 1993
86- 1993. Jimmy Page wanted play Zep again...but Plant nixed it...so he hired Coverdale...Album sells over 1million copies..Plant comes back in 1994.
85- Sam Kinison does Wildthing in 1988 with GnR, Bon Jovi and Jessica Hahn
84- Alice In Chains invades Action Waterpark (NJ) on Headbangers Ball in 1992
83- Fan carves Slayer into his arm and it ends up on their Divine Intervention CD
82- Dave Mustaine rants on the IRA in Ireland and the band leaves in a bulletproof bus
81- Def Leppard had naked girls under the stage during Hysteria tour...The first band to have groupie access during the show!
80- 1978, Ted Nugent becomes the legal guardian of a 17 year old Hawaiian girl..so he could boink her.
79- Ozzy goes ballistic and shoots 17 of his own cats.
78- David Coverdale casts his girlfriend Tawny Kataen to slither on some Jaguars for his video
77- Marilyn Manson rubs his balls on a bald security guy's head. Lawsuit was dismissed after Manson this time whips out his wallet.
76- David Lee Roth puts a statue of the Devil on stage, that pees Jack Daniels on to the crowd...from his penis.
75- Steven Tyler gets arrested for profanity in 1974 in Memphis. He hears the cops are coming, and has a tech drop the lights...and bolts. Cops catch him..Guns drawn.
74- A magazine gives the Darkness $848 to do what they want...so they rent a Donkey for promo visit to NY.
73- Warrant writes Cherry Pie about pussy....controversy erupts over the Cherry Pie dropping in the crotch.
72- 1987, Nikki Sixx OD's on Coke, Valium and Heroin and dies. Covered in the Ambulance, the EMT stabs him with 2 adrenaline shots and comes back....leaves the hospital...to do more Heroin. Then writes Kick Start My Heart.
71- Phil Anselmo opened his own Haunted House..the house of Shock. A Christian group was so freaked out, they broke in to toss Holy water.
70- KISS unveils the KISS Kasket for sale in 2001. Doubles as a beer cooler until you "need" it.
69- Norweigan Black Metalists went over the top in the 90's. In 1991, the singer for Mayhem...named Dead..committed suicide. His guitar player found him, then ate his brain in a stew. Then he made a necklace out of his skull fragments. The bass player...then kills the guitar player, for passing him on the Evil Scale(Jealousy). He's sentenced to 21 years. He escapes in 2001...briefly.
68- Wendy O Williams creates the plasmatics...and creates a show with chainsaws and pyrotechnics...
67- Tim from RATM climbs a stage prop after Limp won an award in 2000.
66- Canada...is only used to Quasi metal...like Triumph and Rush..so in 1982, when Motley Crue crosses the border accuses the band of smuggling weapons....Vinces stage costume. They let them keep their clothes....but take their porn magazines.
65- Steven Tyler casts his daughter Liv to play a stripper in the video Crazy.
64- Bio Hazard sends a drunk friend into Slayer's dressing room covered in his own feces.
63- Manowar is known as the loudest band in Metal. In 1994 they were certified as the loudest..160 decibels.
62- Guns N Roses shows up at the AMA's totally trashed. With drink in hand, Slash swears live on TV.
61- Bon Jovi debuts in 1984 with good looks, soft songs, big hair and fringe jacket....Bands started wearing big hair and fringe jackets soon after.

60- Bogus story circulates that Peter Criss was homeless...STAR magazine believes it. Then gets sued by Peter...and settles.
59- Jeff Keith goes from Septic Truck driver to lead singer of Tesla.
58- Tracy Guns sits on a salad with his bare ass backstage...and people come back and eat it.
57- 1991..Kip Winger does a spread in Playgirl...but doesn't show the goods. But in 1995, Pete Steele of Type O Negative shows the goods.
56- First time ever...June 1991 when Skid Row - Slave To The Grind becomes the first Heavy Metal to debut #1 on Billboard outselling Paula Abdul and Garth Brooks.
55- Brett Michaels and Pam Anderson are shocked their tape surfaced 2 months after Pam and Tommy's.
54- 1986, nerd Skippy from Family Ties tries to become a rocker in the movie Trick Or Treat....also stars Ozzy and Gene Simmons.
53- Motorhead runs naked through a hotel in Prague after drinking Azimuth.
52- Motley Crue uses Gel to light Nikki and Mick leather pants on fire...one time Nikki burned his hair.
51- Groupie Cynthia starts plaster castering rock penis's
50- Dave Grohl, member of Nirvana who started the Metal downfall...tries to right a wrong, by creating the band PRO BOT...with Lemmy and Kronos.
49- On tour in 1971 when his nap was interupted by a groupie doing the tour manager....Bonham dumps a turd into the groupie's shoes.
48- Doug Ingle in Iron Butterfly, is totally sloshed on red wine...when he told the band the name of his new song...he couldn't say In A Garden Of Eden....and he slurred out Inagoddavida.
47- Lars spearheads to the fight against Napster.
46- Dave Mustaine goes off on Riki Rachman on Headbanger's Ball, even though they were friends.
45- Gorgoroth in 2004 earned their Death Metal stripes by killing sheep and fake sacrifices in the Pope's hometown in Poland.
44- Joe Elliotts arms catch on burn strapped to a rack while shooting a video
43- Wendy O Willams in her 1984 video It's My Life does her own stunts...climbing out of a car and onto a ladder from a moving plane before the car plunges over a cliff.
42- Beavis and Butthead parents turn out to be former Motley Crue roadies in the 1996 movie Beavis and Butthead Do America.
41- A family wins a contest to get their house trashed by Anthrax, and they totally destroy it.

40- Ace Frehley in 2002 in an interview to Eddie Trunk, tells him an Alien craft early landed in his backyard. Ace also believes Hitler and Elvis are still alive.
39- Nicki Sixx and Tommy Lee got into body odor battle. They bet who could go without a shower the longest on the Dr. Feelgood tour and still score. They went over a month! Nicki won.
38- In 1982, on Crazy Train tour Ozzy put his wife's dress on after she hid his clothes...drinking at the Alamo, he pissed on it. Ozzy was banned from performing in San Antonio for 10 years.
37- Blackie Lawless built his own flaming Cod piece. Dublin, his crotch rocket blew up....and knocked him on his ass on stage.
36- Marylin Manson in 1994 became an Official Minister for the.....Devil.
35- Tenacious D writes a song for Dio to retire. Dio put Jack and Kyle in his Push video because he liked the song so much.
34- Gwar in 1993, Georgia police shut down a show because they had a phallic object shooting stuff into the crowd. The ACLU filed a suit on Gwar's behalf and Gwar won $20,000 and donated it to charity.
33- In 1983, KISS took off their make up..Live on Mtv with JJ Jackson. In 1996 after 13 long years...KISS remasked.
32- 1991 VMA's...Poison shows up completely wasted. Poison was supposed to play Unskinny Bob...but started during a commercial break. So Arsenio Hall got them to stop. When they came back live..CC forgot the song, and started Talk Dirty To Me....and pulled out his plug half thru the song and didn't realize it. Back stage...Brett and CC get into a fist fight, and CC is kicked out of the band..on the spot.
31- After Izzy grabbed Vince Neil's wife breast at a club. at the 1989 awards...Vince leaps out of the crowd...and punches Izzy. Axl and Vince then get a into war of words...so Vince challenges Axl into a fight...but it never happens.
30- Steven Tyler falls in love with a 14 year old girl....then convinces her parents to make him her legal guardian during Toys In The Attic. They lived together....until she was 17.
29- In 1985, the PMRC goes to court to get warning labels....it backfires and sales surge after Tipper gets the sticker put on records.
28- In 2003, on stage David Lee Roth showed off his sword skills...and cuts his head with it.....he finishes the show, and then had 21 stitches to close it.
27- In 1988, The Decline Of Western Civilization Part II the Metal Years is made.
26- In 1983 a 15 year old wanna be British journalist asks for an interview for his school paper. Lemmy agrees...and when the kid shows up...Lemmy gives him a vodka/OJ. He went on to work at Kerrang, RIP and worked for Metallica....and is still friends with Lemmy.
25- To out crazy the other LA Metal bands...in 1983 begins throwing raw meat into the crowd. In Canada...a fan throws a Moose Hindquarter on stage.
24- Judas Priest goes to court to prove their songs have no hidden messages after the suicide of an 18 year old fan. Priest wins.
23- Jimmy Page was obsessed with Black Magic, so he buys Alister Crowley's (devil worshiper) mansion. Page performs rituals in the house.
22- L7 raffled off a one-night stand with the drummer in 2000. Announced to a sold out crowd that one person would win. Dee said she didn't care if a man or woman won...and neither did her....Husband. A guy named Jim won.
21- In 1997, Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson video is released and becomes the biggest selling celebrity video of all time.

20- (To me, this is #1). David Lee Roth didn't want to pay union overtime for the stage hands, so he devised an ingenius plan. Backstage Pass Incentive Progam was invited. Each member of the band got backstage passes, they would give them to the roadies. The roadies would put their name on the back. If the band member hooked up with a roadie that had their name on it, they would get $100 bucks. Once Dave had his hook up, he let the roadies use the backstage passes to lure their own groupies...BUT..only if their work was done first. It chopped hours off the tear down.
19- 1989 there was a metal tour..the Moscow Peace Festival to promote a drug free Soviet Union. But organizers picked the partiest bands around...Skid Row, Ozzy, Motley Crue. No alcohol was on the flight...but everyone brought their own booze and drugs....and turned it into a flying Nigh club. It was called the Make A Difference Foundation...the bands called it the Make A Different Drink Foundation. On the flight..Ozzy was so shit faced...he pissed his pants. The best part was..Doc McGhee put the whole thing together to fulfill his community service for a drug offense.
18- Def Leppard handed out special passes for their female fans on the 1983 Pyromania tour with a smilie face giving a blowjob and in the band logo it said DIK LICKER. A later tour with Tesla, the badge had a picture of a human Eye, a bird and a sailor guiding a ship....EYE SWALLOW SEAMEN.
17- At 1984 WASP show in Finland, a fan lobbed a frozen Rump Roast...and NAILED Chris Holmes and knocked him out.
16- In 1986, Heavy Metal Parking Lot movie documented the tailgating occurring at a Judas Priest concert.
15- In 1989 Faster Pussycat drummer Mark Michaels shipped his Heroin to his hotel in Nebraska via Fed Ex. The band hired a new drummer...Mark had his mom bail him out.
14- Gene Simmons claimed in his biography that he had conquered 4,600 women. Gene even kept Polaroids of his conquests.
13- George Lynch is the only guitarist to have an eruption occur. While filming the video Just Got Lucky, the director wanted George to play the solo near a volcano. So they dropped him in with a helicopter. During the filming, his boots started melting...they finished and 20 minutes later...the volcano erupted.
12- Axl Rose notices a fan with a camera, so he leaps into crowd and starts punching the fan and a guard. Axl storms off because of "lax Security", and a riot broke out...16 fans arrested, 60 injured.
11- Poison had 2 goals...ushering in the digital age and getting chicks...so in the late 80's, long before the internet. So, Poison created a database in a computer of all the girls and phone numbers they'd met in each town. So when they would roll into town again on tour, they'd search the database for girls with the code RW. Ready and Willing. They'd call them in advance, to ensure they had great.....Hospitality.
10- In 1984, Rick Allen crashes his car and loses his arm. Rick created an electronic drum kit so he can play with 1 arm. The band stuck with him and he returned to play drums for Def Leppard.
9- The most famous Love Triangle....Led Zeppelin, A groupie and a Fish. Edgewater Hotel in Seattle in 1969, the band caught a fish and found a willing groupie to ....you know.
8- Rock stars have been proudly displaying their bulges for decades. In 1998, the site Metal Sludge dared to tell the ugly truth about who had an Object that appeared smaller in person. The site has reviews by groupies of their favorite rock stars.
7- Ozzy and Nicki Sixx in 1984 were trying out gross each other. So Ozzy sees a popcicle stick with a trail of ants....so Ozzy gets on his knees, and sorted a line of ants. So Nicki ups the ante and whips out his dick and starts peeing so he can lick up his own pee....but as he was bending down...Ozzy knocks him out of the way and starts lapping up Nicki's pee.
6- In 1998 legions of Mulletted Judas Priest fans...had another thing coming...when Rob Halford came out of the closet in an interview on Mtv to announce he's gay...giving a whole new meaning to Point Of Entry, Ram It Down and Turbo Lover. But most of the fans remained Defenders of the faith..and Rob's metalness was never questioned.
5- In 1984, the world was ready for a full on Metal Parody. Spinal Tap is released and because an instant classic with scene after scene of classic metal moments...including the all-time metal moment...an Amp that goes to 11. Jerry Cantrell said " the longer you're in the business...the less funny the movie gets...it's too real"
4- Motley Crue put all their metalness on paper in the book..The Dirt.
3- Ronnie James Dio is credited with creating the Metal Horns....learning it from his grandmother. There is some controversy, as Gene Simmons does the gesture on the 1977 Love Gun. But what's not questioned, is that Ronnie definitely made the gesture synonymous.
2- Tony Iommi in 1966 was ready to quit his job in a factory to become a rock star. On his last day of work, he accidently cut off 2 of his finger tips. Undaunted, Tony had extensions made for his finger tips so he could continue playing. But an unexpected side effect...he had to loosen the tension on the strings...so he tuned down. Giving Black Sabbath and future metal...it's trademark sound.
1- In 1985, the world was dominated by Michael Jackson and the USA for Africa..We Are The World. The Metal Gods...united for their own version...and STARZ was born for Hear N Aid. Vivian Cambell and Jimmy Bain came to Ronnie James Dio with the idea....and Ronnie used his metal powers to summon Iron Maiden, Queensryche, Rob Halford, Quiet Riot, Y&T, Spinal Tap and others. The 8 Minute epic We're Starz was created...but all wasn't perfect...rumor was...the Pop stars, didn't feel that the Metal Gods were worthy of raising money for a good cause....In the end, they raised roughly 3-4 million dollars.



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