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Pentagon Announcement

Postby Ken » Mon May 08, 2006 5:11 pm

Subject: Pentagon Announcement

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas
boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following
facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
The last words spoken before a YouTube video is filmed: "Hold my beer, now watch this..."

Regards,
Ken Hower
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