Tequila Christmas Cookies

[MrBill]

Follow Directions Carefully!

Ingredients:

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Directions:
Sample the Cuervo to check for quality

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour
one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar... beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay,
try another cup....just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on
the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it
loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who giveshz a sheet. Check for Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.