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Postby Mr. Miyagi » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:55 pm

That can't be true.... lol

Ask Dusty.... Best date he ever had was with his Chia pet....

Honda riders.... I don't know about you guys.... lol.
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Postby MrPolaris » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:29 am

Well I wold admit when I was younger I was more into my chia pet than the ladies, but now I relaize how much more they have to offer and as I want a decent woman, I ride a honda, cause women go wild for us honda people. . . no offense to the wifes of other quad owners
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Postby Ken » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:06 pm

Honda_man wrote:I want a decent woman, I ride a honda, cause women go wild for us honda people.

Sorry Dude, keep the chick magnet...I prefer my ATV to actually work.
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Postby BradM » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:50 pm

Ken wrote:
Honda_man wrote:I want a decent woman, I ride a honda, cause women go wild for us honda people.

Sorry Dude, keep the chick magnet...I prefer my ATV to actually work.

Back in the day, a Hummer was a great chick magnet. And the Hummer worked :wink:
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Postby Mr. Miyagi » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:07 am

lol... First off I can't believe I'm even in the "Honda" forum.... Secondly, I think all Honda owners should be spade or neutered...

I think all Honda Ads should go like this.... "Buy a Honda and be castrated, you have no business propagating the species"

lol..... :roll:
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Postby middlewick » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:11 am

I was looking for a spot for my 1st post and figured this felt right.
I own a Honda and i love it.
As for the castration, maybe that's alright. I get longer, better and more riding on my quad anyways, and after getting some air, you wouldn't land on one of you're nards accidently :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mr. Miyagi » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:16 am

As for the castration, maybe that's alright. I get longer, better and more riding on my quad anyways, and after getting some air, you wouldn't land on one of you're nards accidently
That was pretty funny.... lol.

and... you might be right.....
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Postby mitch4x4 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:05 pm

i have gotta say thoe i think once the women hear the rumbel of that polaris engine i think they will come flocking like flys on sugar :D..you know i think women they like it big :lol: :D cant go wrong with a BIG polaris :D

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Postby MrPolaris » Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:06 am

now that I have the Polaris big engine, will the women start to flock? if this is true, what would staci (my Girlfriend) say?
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Postby DAVE » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:13 pm

big polaris...............are you compensateing for something????

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Postby MrPolaris » Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:44 pm

no need to take the little blue pill here yet. . .
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Postby Ken » Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:05 pm

No one actually "NEEDS" the little blue pill....
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Postby MrPolaris » Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:02 pm

ok, not need, but WANT. . .
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Re: Hey Ken...

Postby Ken » Tue May 15, 2007 8:27 am

Mr. Miyagi wrote:Do you notice that no one enters the Honda forum....

LOL.....


No more true words from Terry could be spoken...even from beyond, he is wise.

The last post in the Honda forum was April 2006...over a year ago.


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Postby Chadd » Tue May 15, 2007 11:16 am

Mr. Miyagi wrote:lol... First off I can't believe I'm even in the "Honda" forum.... Secondly, I think all Honda owners should be spade or neutered...

I think all Honda Ads should go like this.... "Buy a Honda and be castrated, you have no business propagating the species"

lol..... :roll:

LMFAO.... He had a way with words...LOL
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