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Man, if that thing runs into a rock or a tree or a bear - blam! Worse than a Ford Pinto!

No shit huh? Notice the extreme close proximity of the torch to the gas can?? Even a small bump and the right circumstance and GG instantly becomes 'Ghost Rider'. LMAO!!!

I seem to recall this same conversation in another lifetime.

Talk about Dejavue all over again.
Those really aren't fuel tanks fellas. They contain the lemon juice for his Margaritas

Yea the Osama hunt will start soon WoooHooo

I want to KILL that sucker so bad hope i get the first shot LOL

50 cal right between the eyes

Hope to kill him before the Bush term is over that will put a quick 10 million in the bank We need all the fuel for the hunt and i have a few extra guns if anyone wants to join in on the fun. AK47, AR15, 6mm remmington and a few others all in great shape with scopes and all the ammo to go with each gun tons of it

Pa Pa Jack one is full of kahlua for his bud Vulcan LMAO

No shit Kendo, except that the can on the left of the picture (that the torch is pointing at) actually contains a super-secret, high octane Tequila in it. When she goes, think mushroom cloud, instead of Dave's somebody-lit-a-fart Pinto flare-up.

Pa's got it right on the other can, though. Except that instead of lemon juice I substituted Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix (ain't gonna risk my good Blue Curacao mixin' stuff to the likes of Osama).

Yeah, if we could legally own 50 cal's here in Kalifornia, Vulcan and I would have to play rock/paper/scissors to see who gets to hang back for the kill shot. But since he lives in the great 2nd amendment state of FL, he wins by default. At least he doesn't have any decent riding out there. So I guess it all works out in the end.

Good point about the bounty Vulcan, I forgot we're running out of time. Do you think Obama will re-bounty Osama? Dunno....

No worries, Flyin Boy and I should be out in the huntin' grounds for 7-10 days of riding leading up to Labor Day. So if you've got the cabin all rigged up by then, we'll need you. Flyin Boy can't shoot worth a damn. Kendo may even be in our posse as well, if we can talk him into a few nights away from his super-cushy toy hauler. Perks: sleeping on hard ground and eating dehydrated food that looks like poop.

Gas can margs, dirt beds, unmentionable food - my, it would seem that ATVers are a most uncivilized, unerudite bunch, no?

That sounds like an exciting trip.

Food that looks like shit going in leaves no suprises when it is coming out.

hemingray wrote:my, it would seem that ATVers are a most uncivilized, unerudite bunch, no?

That sure sounds like me, Dave. But I prefer 'uncivilized, unerudite redneck who'll eat stuff that isn't quite dead, and shoot you if you try to take away my not-yet-dead vittles, the gun I used to wound it, or the trail I rode in on to get it'. Rats, I guess that's a little too long for a Grizzly bumper sticker, eh?

Hey Teejay, a Collett Platinum 900 Plus has found its way into my possession, complete with Bluetooth. I haven't ordered the TalkSafe gizmo yet, but I'm thinking good thoughts and staying positive about those two gadgets doing some bonding.

Actually, I should have said "erudite"! With your description and how you must look when defending your kill - no wonder people give us wide latitude when we go by!

GrizzlyGuy wrote: That sure sounds like me, Dave. But I prefer 'uncivilized, unerudite redneck who'll eat stuff that isn't quite dead, and shoot you if you try to take away my not-yet-dead vittles, the gun I used to wound it, or the trail I rode in on to get it'. Rats, I guess that's a little too long for a Grizzly bumper sticker, eh?

Being from the south, I resent your insinuation that is such a creature as a redneck that wears tie-dyed shirts, sings like a girl and drinks blue margarita's.

Those is fightin words around here!!!

Hum...........

Don't know about them their rednecks but I think us Florida crackes would just die laughting if we seen one of the their Ca rednecks in a tie dye t-shirt drinking anything blue or seen one of them things they call guns like a 22 or 9mm if we got shot with one that would just make us mad.

Yea Pa Pa Jack [Casto Video] "sings like a girl" that would not be good showing up in your neck of the woods (Deliverance Movie) remake LOL

hemingray wrote:Actually, I should have said "erudite"! With your description and how you must look when defending your kill - no wonder people give us wide latitude when we go by!

Aw come on Dave, how much wide latitude did anyone give us when we rode up to Babbitt's Peak? Oh yeah, just remembered, the wife was along on that one so I was forced to eat only long-since-dead packaged things.

Pa Pa Jack wrote: Being from the south, I resent your insinuation that is such a creature as a redneck that wears tie-dyed shirts, sings like a girl and drinks blue margarita's.

Those is fightin words around here!!!

Dang, I knew if there was anyone that could shoot a big ole hole in my bumper sticker pontification... it would be Pa Pa Jack. Guilty as charged. Except that any tacking on of "like a girl" to the behaviors of us erudites (thanks for correction, Dave)... is fightin words around here!!!

Vulcan wrote:us Florida crackes would just die laughting if we seen one of the their Ca rednecks in a tie dye t-shirt drinking anything blue or seen one of them things they call guns like a 22 or 9mm if we got shot with one that would just make us mad.

Laugh all you want Vulcan, but once I get you hooked on my Blue Margaritas, you'll be singing a different tune. Maybe even like a girl!